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Jump Rope Rhymes for Blasphemers

My Mr. Freaky Demon

He’s as happy as can be

He’ll fill me up with sinful semen

And I’ll birth the devil free

Free little lost souls

Porking in the woods

Some say it’s immoral

But the cock is too damn good

Good night ladies

Better pray to God

Cuz the men are going crazy

Sucking off their sods

Sodom and Gomorrah

They were lovely little towns

Where anyone could score some

Pussy or some brown

Brown little buttholes

Where God made everyone the same

How you gonna pay the troll toll

If you already came?

Came all together

Then we came apart

Nothing else is wetter

Than a sloppy, cummy fart

Alannah Guevara is a self-described full-time freakshow, otherwise known as a deadhead poet. Her wacky little words have been published all over the place, including VLAD MAG, HAD, Bleating Thing, and JAKE. She is also the EiC of Hunter’s Affects. Find Alannah on Twitter at @prismospickle and her work on Chill Subs.